Cats, like asparagus, are grown on farms before being sent to adoption centers.
context is irrelevant
Senators are incapable of making informed decisions.
Space Invaders was originally titled Space Immigrants in Japanese. When Midway adapted the game for English audiences, the name was changed to make it racist enough for Americans to enjoy.
Peter Pan did not choose to stay young, he was forced.
How to draw a lumberjack:
Step 1) Draw Seth Rogan with muttonchops and a connecting mustache.
Step 2) Give him a plaid shirt and an axe.
If you didn’t learn this in high school, I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems, but science ain’t one.
Mitt Romney’s full first name is Mittens.
Also… Mittens… New Jersey called, it wants its fake tan back.
The Grand Canyon is an optical illusion created by hundreds of well-placed mirrors.